“Ammeeee.. Mmmuuuaaahhh” in the sweetest possible tone is the best thing you want to hear from your little darling. JUST NOT AT 3 IN THE MORNING DAMN IT!!! Especially when it is followed by a two-hour long monologue from the other room interspersed with “Ammeeee, Achaaaa” every now and then. When this little lady is older, I’m sure going to set an alarm for 3am and hide it in her room every single night for the rest of my life, no matter where she runs to escape from me!!! That will tell her she messed with the wrong person. :@

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