Vedu: (Damn! I can’t think of anything to cry about today. Please God, give me something.) Ah.. ah.. ah..
Me: Vedu, can you please do something for me?
Vedu: Oh nooooo! I was about to sneeze when you spoke. And now my sneeze is gone! Where is my sneeze gone??? I want my sneeze back!!! Give me my sneeze back!! I want it back nowwww!!! Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Me: (Oh God! Why the hell do I have to deal with this every f***ing day??? :’( I’ll just pretend I can’t hear her.)
Vedu: (Thank you God! That was fast! :D)
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