Priyanka Chopra said in a recent interview that she was forced to leave Bollywood because she was “pushed to a corner and had beef with some in Bollywood”. News sites on social media the next day, with bold letters for the key words so that people don’t miss out on an opportunity to be offended:

“Priyanka Chopra opens up about being pushed to EATING BEEF in Bollywood!!!” :-O

Thank God for this! Otherwise I would have worried that only Malayali media that call ‘The Carpenters’ “aashari” and write how a girl called “Prima Facie” was assaulted are the only jokers in this realm. Thanks for proving that “All are Mathematics”! (Only for Malayalis) 😛

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