My daughter’s superpower – Pooping at the exact moment I put the first morsel of food in my mouth. Thanks baby! You make mealtimes quite something to look forward to. :-/
Me: Har team mein sirf ek hi gunda ho sakta hai. Aur iss team ka gunda mein hoon. Vedu: Yeah, you wish! <Evil laugh> Takeaway: Trying out the ‘Chak De India’ strategy with your own kids – Bad idea!
One year of motherhood has brought me to a point where even if someone tells me that an atom bomb is about to be dropped at my place, my first question would be “Shit! Will that wake the baby?”
That moment when you realize you can’t complain about your kid because she is nothing but a miniature version of you. Damn!!