My daughter’s superpower – Pooping at the exact moment I put the first morsel of food in my mouth. Thanks baby! You make mealtimes quite something to look forward to. :-/
Me: Har team mein sirf ek hi gunda ho sakta hai. Aur iss team ka gunda mein hoon. Vedu: Yeah, you wish! <Evil laugh> Takeaway: Trying out the ‘Chak De India’ strategy with your own kids – Bad idea!
One year of motherhood has brought me to a point where even if someone tells me that an atom bomb is about to be dropped at my place, my first question would be “Shit! Will that wake the baby?”